Son of Timatollah

You oughta be ashamed of your corporate selves. You gave in to the Scientologists. Wimps! Wussies!! What a completely inappropriate response. Will you similarly cave into the Muslims, Catholics, Baptists, and everyone else you offend in the process of making humor and life commentary?

C'mon. Grow a pair. Tell Cruise, Hayes, Travlota, et al. to take a hike. They need you more than you need them.

Good luck when things really get tough (i.e., when the looney Muslims fatwa you for saying something funny). See how many supporters you have then.