Son of Timatollah

...featuring Chapstick for dinner, the local refuse transfer station, survivors of an awful fire, eBay Reserve, a rescue/attack by Airwolf, and the head of Keith Moon preserved in vodka. With a guest apperance by Robert Smith of The Cure.

It's all in a recent thread at the highly entertaining Achewood. Starts here; ends here.

Too long for your tastes? Try this one, then.